*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*
" Break the rules to find new ways to tell stories." — Felicia Day
Perez Hilton has
- Posted crotch shots of Miley Cyrus getting out of a car
- Accused Lily Allen of being responsible for her miscarriage by binge drinking.
- Posted intimate photos of Ke$ha and posted enough hate to make her break down crying an hour before performing on X Factor.
- Has outed various celebrities.
- Told Taylor Momsen (who was 16 at the time) to try fisting.
- Tried to rent an apartment in Lady Gaga’s building to stalk her.
How is he not in jail already?
let’s make this happen
That was the first thing I thought about when I saw this. It’s like sh watched every Disney film in preperation of tonight.
SHE EVEN HAS THE HEADBAND
"NO MATTER WHERE YOU’RE FROM YOUR DREAMS ARE VALID"
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
Talk sh*t get hit.
best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.
UNCLE DO U KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DESTINY AS A TRAGIC ANTIHERO
I WILL PROBABLY HATE THE AVATAR BLINDLY DUE TO SOME SAD PERSONAL BEEF FROM MY PAST UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT MAKES ME REALIZE I WAS WRONG ALL ALONG GIVING ME A CHANGE OF HEART AFTER WHICH I WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHARACTER GROWTH AND AN ATTRACTIVE NEW HAIRDO TO MATCH
I WILL BE THE SEXUAL AWAKENING FOR PREADOLESCENT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
FULL SPEED AHEAD
im too old for this shit